Archive for January, 2009
Wii Injuries Skyrocket
With the Wii becoming unfortunantly more popular each day, injuries are sure to occur at a rampant rate. Injuries resulting from using the Wii are pouring in left and right. These injuries range from both old and young, male and female, affects all walks of life. Even skilled tennis players like Jenny Runkel from Atlanta, [...]
Wii has infected the White House
Obama and family have moved their Wii to the White House. Now instead of fighting to defend our freedoms and liberties, instead of working to get the economy back on track, President Barack Obama can sit down with his family and play the Wii all day.
In the 1960’s President Richard Nixon had the first bowling [...]
$10 Million worth of losers
Wii = rehabilitation
$10,000,000. The number of dollars sold by the Wii. Impressive yes, but what does it prove? People spending 10 million dollars on the Wii confirms that the general population is retarded… as if the last few elections didn’t show this already. People would rather buy a cheap 200$ POS system that doesn’t even [...]
Wii Remote Kills Dog
They try to tell you the Wii is good for you, gets you involved, moving around, and perhaps lose a few pounds. Little did the White family know the Wii would kill their family dog.
The White family from Marquette Michigan just opened up their Wii for Christmas and set it up. Bowling sounds like fun [...]