Archive for March, 2009
Top 10 Reasons Wii Sucks
Hey guys, Its good to find this site! The following is my list of the top ten reasons the Wii sucks. I have thought long and hard and compiled this list for you guys. Let everyone who hates the wii unite!
The graphics: Nintendo must be looking backward, thinking that history is going to repeat itself, [...]
Wii supports Flash Games
You know those little flash games in online game sites, like “Pop the balloons”, “Hit the penquin with a baseball bat onto spikes”, “Smash the brinks with the ball and paddle”, all the typical flash games? Wii is now rumored to start supporting games made entirely of Flash. This means you can spend even more [...]
Eminem Hates the Wii
It sounds like even Eminem hates the Wii. This controversial video made in Canada portrays an Eminem or Slim Shady sounding remake poking fun of how bad the Wii console is. This video has sparked endless debate on both sides of the Wii argument, but one thing they both agree on is how well the [...]
Amazon is liquidating sucky Wii Games
Amazon claims “Easter Savings” but some are speculating why 46 Wii Games have been slashed to prices below $30. Maybe the Wii is not doing so hot? Maybe people are starting to realize the Wii sucks and stopped buying games. This could be a last chance effort by the companies to slash prices and sell as [...]
Wiimote sucks so bad, Punch Out will use NES style controls
Tired of all the annoying body movements, hand motion, twitches, and carpals tunnel syndrome? The new remake of Punch Out will also include the default NES style control using the keypad and A, B. Going back to the 1980’s will actually improve the Wii’s performance. Now you won’t lose the game at the final boss [...]
Wii Boxing Gloves transform you into Mike Tyson
Wii Boxing Gloves
Want to get in shape and train to be a boxer? Just buy these specialized boxing gloves. Almost like the real thing except you stick the ultra lame Wii Mote into them. Now you are boxing with style with leet electronic devices attached to your hands communicating with your television set. I’d love [...]