Wii Flash Game

You know those little flash games in online game sites, like “Pop the balloons”, “Hit the penquin with a baseball bat onto spikes”, “Smash the brinks with the ball and paddle”, all the typical flash games? Wii is now rumored to start supporting games made entirely of Flash. This means you can spend even more countless hours trying to navigate pacman through intricate levels with your motion sensor Wiimote. Good look with that one. Is Nintendo that desperate that they cannot develop real, 3D games with good graphics, that they have to go back to 1999 technology and let those games be a part of the Wii? What is Wii thinking? Maybe most of the world is dumb and will love the addition of flash to the Wii. Below is a list of the 10 most popular Flash games for computer:

1. Baloons, created by Ninja Kiwi. A monkey and some darts versus an army of balloons.

2. Hotel Online, created by Realore Studios. Hotel management action game: keep your guests happy with room service, coffee, etc. or lose popularity.

3. Bubble Struggle 2, created by Krešimir Cvitanović. Can one heroic piglet with a speargun defeat waves of falling balls?

4. Papa’s Pizzeria, created by Flipline Studios. Baking action: make money by cooking your pies on time with the right ingredients.

5. Fancy Pants Adventures 2, created by Borne Games. Cool platformer action with appealing visuals and stick-drawing animation — and my personal favorite from this list.
6. Tower Bloxx, created by Digital Chocolate. Another fave: construct a city of skyscrapers by dropping ready-made floors from cranes, but beware wobbly towers.

7. Cube Crash, created by Ocean Breeze Games. Score points by scooping up connecting rows of like-colored cubes.

8. Bricks Breaking, created by Novel Games, distributed by MindJolt Games. Near identical to Cube Crash (above), just less visually attractive.

9. Paris Oh Paris, created by Shaun’s Flights. Possibly NSFW (and definitely cheesy), toss greasy food at the famously annoying, underfed celebrity.

10.Stunt Dirt Bike, created by YouGame.com. Jump cars and other obstacles with your dirt bike in this 2-D side-scrolling game.

Thanks to gigaom.com and many other sites for providing this flash game list. Like any of these games? Like them enough to play them on your television? Then thankfully the Wii will start suppoting Flash Games. Woohoo!

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De Blob squirting everywhere

Amazon claims “Easter Savings” but some are speculating why 46 Wii Games

have been slashed to prices below $30

. Maybe the Wii is not doing so hot? Maybe people are starting to realize the Wii sucks and stopped buying games. This could be a last chance effort by the companies to slash prices and sell as many Wii games as possible now, before everyone finds out the Nintendo Wii sucks.

Some of the Wii games that have been discounted are:
Monster Jam – Ohhh, run over other cars and smash them

De Blob – Splatter blood looking feces all over the screen

Spider Man 3

– This game sucks so bad they slashed the price to $11
Kung Fu Panda

– Seriously? A Ninja Panda… you have got to be kidding

It will be interesting to see if these games are truely on sale for Easter, or if Amazon is trying to liquidate all Wii products before Nintendo goes out of business or bankrupt do to how bad the Wii sucks.

Tired of all the annoying body movements, hand motion, twitches, and carpals tunnel syndrome? The new remake of Punch Out will also include the default NES style control using the keypad and A, B. Going back to the 1980’s will actually improve the Wii’s performance. Now you won’t lose the game at the final boss because your arm is aching. Perhaps enough people complained that Nintendo might start releasing this old school NES control interface to play these new games of 2009.

Games of the future… who knew we would be going back to using up, down, left, right, A, B.

House of the Dead Overkill

What a horrible game. The House of the Dead was at one point a leading arcade game in the early 90′s. It sparked a revolution in arcade games and first person shooters. Now, in 2009 The House of the Dead has… well… Overkilled its self. Sega couldn’t cut a new system after the Genesis, so publishing it to Nintendo it was.

The Wii is great for little kids right? Not with this game. This game has some of the most graphic violence and language out on the market right now. If you bought a Wii for your children make sure they steer clear of this game. Blood oozes and squirts out of bodies. You can’t go 30 seconds without hearing a foul word or derogatory vocabulary.

The game play is very slow and lagging. Due to the lack of processing power built into the Wii, action addicts will be severely disappointed in playing this game. Once the big action gets going and you are shooting tons of enemies, as the chaos fills your screen icons and sprites start to disappear at random. The Wii cannot keep up with the game and the screen jumps around a bit. To give the Wii credit, it is not *that* bad of a freeze, but this doesn’t discount there is noticeable lag.

So shoot the bad guys – if you can! Using the Wiimote can only go so far before your hand starts to cramp up and carpel tunnel syndrome sets in. The House of the Dead Overkill is another bad game, for a bad gaming console.