Industry News
Wii Cuts Price to $199
Nintendo announced today they are slashing the price of the Wii to $199. Sales of the Wii this August compared to sales of the Wii in August of last year are down almost 40%. Does this really come as a surprise to people?
The Wii has been out since 2006. How many years is Nintendo going [...]
Hidden costs in the Wii
The Wii may be cheap but there is really hidden costs. I will tell you the Hidden costs below:
Wiimote batteries – This will suck your money whenever you run out of batteries. You can solve this by buying a recharger.
Electricity – The Wii never turns off. Instead, it is in standby mode all the time [...]
nVidia Rocks! ATI Sucks!
Bad news Wii Lovers! ATI Sucks!
The Wii’s graphics are BAD! See the difference between nVidia SLI graphics and the Wii’s Hollywood Graphics!
BAD GRAPHICS
GOOD GRAPHICS
This page is SLI Ready
Wii supports Flash Games
You know those little flash games in online game sites, like “Pop the balloons”, “Hit the penquin with a baseball bat onto spikes”, “Smash the brinks with the ball and paddle”, all the typical flash games? Wii is now rumored to start supporting games made entirely of Flash. This means you can spend even more [...]
Wiimote sucks so bad, Punch Out will use NES style controls
Tired of all the annoying body movements, hand motion, twitches, and carpals tunnel syndrome? The new remake of Punch Out will also include the default NES style control using the keypad and A, B. Going back to the 1980’s will actually improve the Wii’s performance. Now you won’t lose the game at the final boss [...]
Wii Boxing Gloves transform you into Mike Tyson
Wii Boxing Gloves
Want to get in shape and train to be a boxer? Just buy these specialized boxing gloves. Almost like the real thing except you stick the ultra lame Wii Mote into them. Now you are boxing with style with leet electronic devices attached to your hands communicating with your television set. I’d love [...]
$10 Million worth of losers
Wii = rehabilitation
$10,000,000. The number of dollars sold by the Wii. Impressive yes, but what does it prove? People spending 10 million dollars on the Wii confirms that the general population is retarded… as if the last few elections didn’t show this already. People would rather buy a cheap 200$ POS system that doesn’t even [...]