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	<title>Wii Sucks &#187; bowling</title>
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	<description>The many reasons Wii sucks</description>
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		<title>Wii has infected the White House</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bowling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[distraction]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Obama and family have moved their Wii to the White House. Now instead of fighting to defend our freedoms and liberties, instead of working to get the economy back on track, President Barack Obama can sit down with his family and play the Wii all day.
In the 1960&#8217;s President Richard Nixon had the first bowling [...]]]></description>
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<p>Obama and family have moved their Wii to the White House. Now instead of fighting to defend our freedoms and liberties, instead of working to get the economy back on track, President Barack Obama can sit down with his family and play the Wii all day.</p>
<p>In the 1960&#8217;s President Richard Nixon had the first bowling alley installed in the White House&#8230; we see what happened to him! Now, in 2009&#8230; virtual Wii bowling!</p>
<p>This puts the Wii on the top of the bad list in my book. The Wii could prove to be the ultimate distraction for the President of the United States. Terrorists might start funding Wii advertising, it would be benificial to them because the whole world would be distracted.</p>
<p>Go Wii!</p>
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		<title>Wii Remote Kills Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They try to tell you the Wii is good for you, gets you involved, moving around, and perhaps lose a few pounds. Little did the White family know the Wii would kill their family dog.
The White family from Marquette Michigan just opened up their Wii for Christmas and set it up. Bowling sounds like fun [...]]]></description>
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<p>They try to tell you the Wii is good for you, gets you involved, moving around, and perhaps lose a few pounds. Little did the White family know the Wii would kill their family dog.</p>
<p>The White family from Marquette Michigan just opened up their Wii for Christmas and set it up. Bowling sounds like fun for everyone right? Not the dog! The five month old miniature Sheltie jumped infront of the controller right as Kathie was swinging to bowl.</p>
<p>Striking the dog in the temple, it died instantly. After giving the dog a few breaths of CPR, the dog came back to life. Thankfully the Nintendo corporation will not have a lawsuit on their hands, but perhaps this is a lesson Nintendo&#8230;. Put warnings on your Wii!</p>
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