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		<title>Wii has infected the White House</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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<p>Obama and family have moved their Wii to the White House. Now instead of fighting to defend our freedoms and liberties, instead of working to get the economy back on track, President Barack Obama can sit down with his family and play the Wii all day.</p>
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<p>In the 1960&#8242;s President Richard Nixon had the first bowling alley installed in the White House&#8230; we see what happened to him! Now, in 2009&#8230; virtual Wii bowling!</p>
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<p>This puts the Wii on the top of the bad list in my book. The Wii could prove to be the ultimate distraction for the President of the United States. Terrorists might start funding Wii advertising, it would be benificial to them because the whole world would be distracted.</p>
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		<title>Wii Remote Kills Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 22:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
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