Wii Sucks » boxing http://www.wiisucks.com The many reasons Wii sucks Wed, 11 May 2011 22:04:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 Wiimote sucks so bad, Punch Out will use NES style controls http://www.wiisucks.com/wiimote-sucks-so-bad-punch-out-will-use-nes-style-controls/ http://www.wiisucks.com/wiimote-sucks-so-bad-punch-out-will-use-nes-style-controls/#comments Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:08:18 +0000 mike http://www.wiisucks.com/?p=42

Tired of all the annoying body movements, hand motion, twitches, and carpals tunnel syndrome? The new remake of Punch Out will also include the default NES style control using the keypad and A, B. Going back to the 1980’s will actually improve the Wii’s performance. Now you won’t lose the game at the final boss because your arm is aching. Perhaps enough people complained that Nintendo might start releasing this old school NES control interface to play these new games of 2009.

Games of the future… who knew we would be going back to using up, down, left, right, A, B.

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Wii Boxing Gloves

Wii Boxing Gloves

Want to get in shape and train to be a boxer? Just buy these specialized boxing gloves. Almost like the real thing except you stick the ultra lame Wii Mote into them. Now you are boxing with style with leet electronic devices attached to your hands communicating with your television set. I’d love to see one of these guys video tape themselves using the Wii boxing gloves and see how cool and intimidating they look. Just don’t try to backhand anything, you will end up crushing your precious remote. Once again, Wii for the win.

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