Wiimote sucks so bad, Punch Out will use NES style controls
Tired of all the annoying body movements, hand motion, twitches, and carpals tunnel syndrome? The new remake of Punch Out will also include the default NES style control using the keypad and A, B. Going back to the 1980’s will actually improve the Wii’s performance. Now you won’t lose the game at the final boss [...]
Wii Boxing Gloves transform you into Mike Tyson
Wii Boxing Gloves
Want to get in shape and train to be a boxer? Just buy these specialized boxing gloves. Almost like the real thing except you stick the ultra lame Wii Mote into them. Now you are boxing with style with leet electronic devices attached to your hands communicating with your television set. I’d love [...]
The House of the Dead Overkill
What a horrible game. The House of the Dead was at one point a leading arcade game in the early 90’s. It sparked a revolution in arcade games and first person shooters. Now, in 2009 The House of the Dead has… well… Overkilled its self. Sega couldn’t cut a new system after the Genesis, so [...]
Wii Injuries Skyrocket
With the Wii becoming unfortunantly more popular each day, injuries are sure to occur at a rampant rate. Injuries resulting from using the Wii are pouring in left and right. These injuries range from both old and young, male and female, affects all walks of life. Even skilled tennis players like Jenny Runkel from Atlanta, [...]
Wii Remote Kills Dog
They try to tell you the Wii is good for you, gets you involved, moving around, and perhaps lose a few pounds. Little did the White family know the Wii would kill their family dog.
The White family from Marquette Michigan just opened up their Wii for Christmas and set it up. Bowling sounds like fun [...]