Wiimote sucks so bad, Punch Out will use NES style controls

Mike Tysons Punch Out

Mike Tysons Punch Out

Tired of all the annoying body movements, hand motion, twitches, and carpals tunnel syndrome? The new remake of Punch Out will also include the default NES style control using the keypad and A, B. Going back to the 1980’s will actually improve the Wii’s performance. Now you won’t lose the game at the final boss because your arm is aching. Perhaps enough people complained that Nintendo might start releasing this old school NES control interface to play these new games of 2009.

Games of the future… who knew we would be going back to using up, down, left, right, A, B.

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you are a staright up imbisol i swear

You are a lazy dumbass! couldn’t beat the last boss becuase your arm is aching??? haha! How FAT/LAZY are you? lol

LOL… very true, the Wii controls are a complete joke. What the Hell is wrong with Nintendo these days?

Punch-Out!!, specifically said to be a remake of Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!, and also supporting Wii controls.

This is like criticizing Smash Bros. Brawl and Mario Kart Wii for supporting Gamecube controllers. This makes no sense.

Mike Tyson should bite Shigeru Miyamoto’s ear off….

Fuck Wii and the people who play it.

OMG! PUNCH OUT IS A WII GAME

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This is just sad. You try to find the smallest things in the Wii that are not even an issue,and you make fun of it. Whoever posted this article is an asshole. Who ever made this website is the biggest asshole of them all.

I fucking hate the Wii controlls.

Sorry, but it’s true. I have a Wii (it was a christmas ‘gift’), a PS3, and an Xbox 360. Unless you’re a small child, the Wii is a total joke. The controls are ‘neat’ for about a week, the graphic capacities are laughable, and it’s almost completely devoid of any type of media playback, unless you want to look at photos in lo-res. And you’d better like Mario. A LOT.

I think they just appeal to immature pseudo-intellects (you know, the ones who love their Mac, color matched to their new VW beetle) who are suckered in by the notion that you get exercise (I have a real bike and weights for that) and the gimmicky controls, and younger kids. The emotional tone of the responses on this site backs that up.

I could see my 8 year old nephew loving this thing.

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