Wiimote sucks so bad, Punch Out will use NES style controls
Mike Tysons Punch Out
Tired of all the annoying body movements, hand motion, twitches, and carpals tunnel syndrome? The new remake of Punch Out will also include the default NES style control using the keypad and A, B. Going back to the 1980’s will actually improve the Wii’s performance. Now you won’t lose the game at the final boss because your arm is aching. Perhaps enough people complained that Nintendo might start releasing this old school NES control interface to play these new games of 2009.
Games of the future… who knew we would be going back to using up, down, left, right, A, B.
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You are a lazy dumbass! couldn’t beat the last boss becuase your arm is aching??? haha! How FAT/LAZY are you? lol
LOL… very true, the Wii controls are a complete joke. What the Hell is wrong with Nintendo these days?
Punch-Out!!, specifically said to be a remake of Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!, and also supporting Wii controls.
This is like criticizing Smash Bros. Brawl and Mario Kart Wii for supporting Gamecube controllers. This makes no sense.
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This is just sad. You try to find the smallest things in the Wii that are not even an issue,and you make fun of it. Whoever posted this article is an asshole. Who ever made this website is the biggest asshole of them all.
Sorry, but it’s true. I have a Wii (it was a christmas ‘gift’), a PS3, and an Xbox 360. Unless you’re a small child, the Wii is a total joke. The controls are ‘neat’ for about a week, the graphic capacities are laughable, and it’s almost completely devoid of any type of media playback, unless you want to look at photos in lo-res. And you’d better like Mario. A LOT.
I think they just appeal to immature pseudo-intellects (you know, the ones who love their Mac, color matched to their new VW beetle) who are suckered in by the notion that you get exercise (I have a real bike and weights for that) and the gimmicky controls, and younger kids. The emotional tone of the responses on this site backs that up.
I could see my 8 year old nephew loving this thing.
You people look at the successful series that have been created by Nintendo and criticize them because they’re doing better than any franchise Sony or Microsoft and dish out(PS the XBox 360 is decent, just to be clear). It’s true. The three most successful franchises of all time are as followed:
Mario 240 million copies sold
Pokemon 207 million copies sold
Tetris 125 million copies sold
Call of Duty has only 55 million copies sold. I will admit that is a decent record, but nothing compared to Mario. The controls of the Wii are new and have revolutionized gaming. The controls used by PS3 and XBox 360 are just the classic design. The PS3 has some motion control, but it is unresponsive and poor. The PS3 graphics are good, but the XBox 360 has the same graphics and the PS3 uses a blu-ray player while the XBox 360 uses and HD DVD drive. The Wii graphics are not crappy. You people just compare them to the PS3 and say that because the quality is not as good as the PS3, you immediately judge it. The Wii sales are actually higher than the PS3 and XBox 360 sales combined. And that, is how you own a bunch of Sony fanboys and XBox fanboys in one go.
lets get 1 thing straight those games are for people who wanted to play classics. nd atleast the wii has games unlike ps3 who only have cod. what are you gonna do with a 600 dollar paper weight. reecently wii has been pwning in the sales so fuck of wii haters.
you are a staright up imbisol i swear